coolestguyever said:
50 (or however many I can think of) reasons America is better than Britain
1- About 5 times your population,and??? 2 - About 40 times your land area 3 - USA is only country to use an atomic bomb on another country, let alone 2 bombs,sorry how is this good? 4 - Best in the world at Basketball, Golf, American Football, the olympics and many other sports,lol woah cos loads of countries play american football dont they/ 5 - USA has a military 5x larger,doenst mean five times better 6 - 153 of the 500 largest companies in the world are in America, Britain has 34 7 - Hollywood movies, subjective 8 - Coke & Pepsi 9 - The American Dream 10 - 11 of the 25 richest men in the world are in America, the highest ranked Brit? 29th place 11 - Fast Food! McDonalds, Wendy's, Subway? You can thank America,sorry is that ment to be good thing? 12 - Capitalism 13 - Fuck Europe! USA didn't join WWII until 1941. And that's only because Japan attacked em!,again how is this ment to be a good hting? 14 - The computer your typing on right now? Oh yeah an American invention.That internet your using right now? thats an british invention 15 - Tea? haha fuck that we drink coffee bitches!sunjective 16 - Xbox! oh yeah. Where's your console Britain? 17 - American football is rougher, tougher, injuryer and more manly then that wimp sport soccer! ha ha ha,lol yeah im sure it is with ll your big pads portecting your guys from anything 18 - American muscle cars! So what you've got Fag-uar and Ass-ton Martin! We have GM, Ford and Chrysler. 19 - They have a black president! What you still have a white guy? 20 - US Virgin Islands > British Virgin Islands 21 - America doesn't fuck around. They need oil they go and take it!and then you wonder why your so unpopular 22 - Texas,yeah most people think thats a bad hting 23 - John Wayne and Clint Eastwood,clints cool but captain price is better than john wayne 24 - M16 > All other guns (except the AK-47)fail 25 - They kicked your asses in the American revolution 26 - Awesome weather! Seen any sun yet this year britain? didn't think so! Good thing there's umbrellas,we dont need sunshine 27 - Statue of Liberty,you didnt even make it 28 - Hawaii - where's your tropical paradise britain? 29 - Megan effing Fox! *cough* skip *cough* 49 - ummm Beer!!,er,america didnt invent beer 50 - 50 States. How many states do you have? 5? 6? Ha that's nothing,we ruled half of the worlds population and we have a lot of commonwealth countries would back us up in wars |
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