coolestguyever said:
50 (or however many I can think of) reasons America is better than Britain
1- About 5 times your population Larger isn't better, it's just larger. Also we kick your ass on population density if you want to go down that route anyway. 2 - About 40 times your land area Yeah, and most of it is unusable desert and mountains, and the bits you can use aren't. 3 - USA is only country to use an atomic bomb on another country, let alone 2 bombs I struggle to see, apart from the end of WWII, why this make USA better than Britain. 4 - Best in the world at Basketball, Golf, American Football, the olympics and many other sports Well of course you're better at american football, you're the only country that plays it. Now at the football (not handegg) world cup we are in the same group. I can't wait to see England kick USA's ass in the worlds largest and most important sport 5 - USA has a military 5x larger You said it though, 5 times larger population, so military personnel per capita is still about the same. 6 - 153 of the 500 largest companies in the world are in America, Britain has 34 We started the industrial revolution, most of those companies wouldn't exist if we didn't get the ball rolling. 7 - Hollywood movies Ah! touché 8 - Coke & Pepsi Irn Bru... 9 - The American Dream Hasn't existed for years. 10 - 11 of the 25 richest men in the world are in America, the highest ranked Brit? 29th place Yeah we suck on that front. 11 - Fast Food! McDonalds, Wendy's, Subway? You can thank America Nobody's ever been to a Wendy's outside of the USA. But the other two I guess we can thank you for... Thanks for the obesity problems 12 - Capitalism Yeah, you didn't invent it and we in Britain are also capitalist. 13 - Fuck Europe! USA didn't join WWII until 1941. And that's only because Japan attacked em! That's not a reason, that's just a statement. 14 - The computer your typing on right now? Oh yeah an American invention How so? It was British for the most part. Charles Babbage, Alan Turing, George Boole, Ada Lovelace, the British army... All of these were working on the computer before the USA even knew what a computer was. 15 - Tea? haha fuck that we drink coffee bitches! We drink both tea and coffee. 16 - Xbox! oh yeah. Where's your console Britain? ZX Spectrum... *Wipes tear from eye as memories of the past fade away* 17 - American football is rougher, tougher, injuryer and more manly then that wimp sport soccer! ha ha ha Come here and play Rugby then. 18 - American muscle cars! So what you've got Fag-uar and Ass-ton Martin! We have GM, Ford and Chrysler Our cars all extremely sporty and stylish, we win. It's not quantity, it's the quality. 19 - They have a black president! What you still have a white guy? Does the colour of a persons skin determine how well they run a country... Alert the masses instantly. 20 - US Virgin Islands > British Virgin Islands Prove it :-p 21 - America doesn't fuck around. They need oil they go and take it! With the help of the British military may I remind you. 22 - Texas Yorkshire 23 - John Wayne and Clint Eastwood Sean Connery and Michael Caine 24 - M16 > All other guns (except the AK-47) Yes and rifles were invented by an Englishman named Benjamin Robins, so we pwn all guns. 25 - They kicked your asses in the American revolution Touché again old bean 26 - Awesome weather! Seen any sun yet this year britain? didn't think so! Good thing there's umbrellas Hey, we like our... No you're right, our weather sucks. 27 - Statue of Liberty Big Ben 28 - Hawaii - where's your tropical paradise britain? Ascension island... Also the Scilly isles Bermuda. 29 - Megan effing Fox! Lily Cole. *cough* skip *cough* 49 - ummm Beer!! American beer is a piss poor excuse for beer. British beer is some of the best beer in the world, fact 50 - 50 States. How many states do you have? 5? 6? Ha that's nothing Try 86 lol
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