ok, so i'm linking this thread in my sig, anyone else wanting a quick link to the thread just needs to click my sig

I just got told to hold this thread...

*holds*

I clicked here because of that thing in your sig.

I DEMAND SCOTTISH LESSONS!

i got these from somewhere else, but im too tired to make any new ones up the now. maybe tomorrow.

C
canny – crafty
cannae - can't
choob – idiot
coo – cow
cow – nasty word for a woman ye dinnae like
crabbit – grumpy
crap - garbage/rubbish
cuddy – horse
cauld – cold
crimbo – Christmas
cheers – thanks
chancer - opportunist
cheeky - apart from the usual "impudent", this can mean "sneaky" - "check that cheeky wee man in the corner ae thon photae"
car park – parking lot
catch ye eftur – see you later
check that - look at that
c*nt - a word that guys throw into everyday conversation and girls hate. eg. "he wis shoutin at every c*nt in the place"

D
dressing gown – housecoat/bathrobe
didnae- didn’t
dodgy - shifty, wrong
dug – dog
dae – do
dafty – someone who is silly and/or lacking common sense
ya dancer – term of glee or exultation
dingy – to ignore (soft "g" noise, as in "ding") - "he was callin me but ah jist dingied the calls eh"
do – when u beat somebody up ("ah'm gonnae do you the noo!")
da – dad
dandy – fine
dyno – awesome

I got lured here, not sure how.....

He's Mario, he ought to know that........

I see cannae and dae in there.......words from my catch phrase!

Its hard to learn...

Hehe, funny video. I love Scottish accents and I find alot of the slang is just like listening to my relatives (Irish) talking but with a different accent.

righto, we'll tak a break frae the alphabet fer the noo, an git back tae basics!
right, we'll take a break from the alphabet for now, and get back to basics!

these are the hings that ONYBODY wantin to speak scots properly HAS to ken in order tae:
these are the things that ANYBODY wanting to speak scots properly HAS to know in order to:

A) impress the locals
A) impress the locals

B) no stick oot as a foreigner sae much, an
B) not stick out as a foreigner so much, and

C) ken whit the fuck onybody is gawn oan aboot!
C) know what on Earth anybody is talking about!


Baics 1. Greetings/Goodbyes

awright pal - alright, friend
how's it gawn? - how's it going?
   >typical responses: aye ah'm no bad, yersel? - yeah, i'm not bad, yourself?
                              ah'v been better ken, but aye ah'm no bad. - i've been better, you know, but yeah i'm not bad.
                              aye ah'm alright eh. - yeah i'm good thanks
          
   ***its important to remember in Scots that "no bad" (not bad) can mean anything ranging from "im struggling a wee bit" to "i'm fantastic"***

whit ye been up tae then? - what you been up to then?
   >typical responses: aye no much, ken, jist keepin busy - yeah, not much, you know, just keeping busy.
                            
  ***I cannae actually think ae ony mair the noo, how weird is that?! i think "no much" is generally used by everybody all the time ***


churro! - cheerio!
swatch ae ye later! - see you later!
see you the morn! - see you tomorrow!
catch ye! - catch you! (see you)
tata - what babies & toddlers are taught to say for "byebye"

How do you scottish people feel about kevin McKidd? Is he a poor man's gerald Butler like McKidd himself thinks he is?

Im brazilian BTW, so scottish people should love me.