I'm with Stof. Both of those movies sucked out loud. Spider Man 1 was pretty good, Spider Man 2 was less good, but still acceptable, (despite the fact that Spider-Man is supposed to be able to lift ten tons and repeatedly punched Dr Octopus in the face, which would have liquified him instead of doing NOTHING) Spider Man 3 was just retarded. Especially that moronic scene where Tobey Maguire tries to act like a dick. "Mmm, check me out, I have mussed hair and a black suit...this gooey alien symbiote all over my body really makes me want to....DANCE!"
Transformers was retarded too. And if I was Megatron, I wouldn't have wanted the all spark. I'd have wanted that cube as far fucking away from me as possible, since it seems programmed to kill the shit out of the first robot that comes within 50 feet of it.
"Give me the all spark!"
"Here!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!!!!!!"