Not Leo or Soriku, please. Nothing personal against you guys, but it wouldn't end well.
I disagree with kber on just about everything, but I think he'd be good for the job. He's already writing stuff, and they might as well go straight to the news & editorials section.
I could do standard delete all posts that say "you sucks cocks" over and over again-type mod stuff, but wouldn't have time to write any more than moderately long stuff, and you probably have more than enough of my type already. If you suddenly need more active users to counter angry spammers or whatever, rest asured I'm available for use. =P