Glorious, another "Sony fanboys are shit!" thread!

Here's my take on this site's fanboys (and fanboys in general, really).

A multiplat game is launched (such as CoD World at War):

Wii fanboys; "graphics don't matter and our version has superior controls."

PS3 fanboys; "Teh C3ll will ensure our superiority on multiplats, all that untapped power."

360 fanboys; "Everyone knows that the 360's GPU is far better than the PS3's and thus, our version is definitive."

PS3 fanboys; "RROD, lol."

360 fanboys; "No games or achievements, lol."

PS3 and 360 fanboys in unison; "Wii is for kids and has horrible graphics, lol."

Wii fanboys; "We have the bigger installed base and once 3rd parties come around it we will dominate even more."

PS3 fanboys; "Yeah, well when game -insert Messiah title here- comes along and saves the PS3, you'll see!"

360 fanboys; "No, you'll lose all your exclusives and we'll keep ours."

Wii fanboys and PS3 fanboys in unison; "But all your games are on PC as well, lol."

360 fanboys make a thread whining about how stupid Sony fanboys are;

"They are deluded and they suck etc. I'm a lot better, more highly educated and besides, the new chipsets don't fry as often anyway."

PS3 fanboys attack thread in force;

"Lol, RROD. We're not stupid, you are for making this thread. You and the Wii fanboys are mean. *cries*"

Wii fanboys ride in on their high horse;

"You're all stupid, the Wii kicks ass and is the better console, as is clearly shown in the sales. Mario Kart has sold a lot more than Gran Turismo and Forza and that also proves that it is a far better game. Besides, our controller kicks ass."

360 fanboys; "We have Halo. The mods hate us and are Sony biased or stupid PC fanboys."

Wii fanboys; "We have Mario. The mods are Sony fanboys and can't recognize the genius of cooking games."

PS3 fanboys; "We have... other stuff and teh C3ll. The mods are not Sony fanboys because they once banned Crazzyman and some other Playstation owners. Everyone is mean. Bohoo. Sob. Etc."

Thread gets locked and mods facepalm in front of their monitors, contemplating banning the entire community for a couple of weeks so they could get some laundry done, eat, sleep and generally do other things than break up schoolyard fights between children who play King of the Hill.

If I were you, I'd take a look at the sales on the homepage. It clearly has the least fans.

Glorious, another "Sony fanboys are shit!" thread!

Here's my take on this site's fanboys (and fanboys in general, really).

A multiplat game is launched (such as CoD World at War):

Wii fanboys; "graphics don't matter and our version has superior controls."

PS3 fanboys; "Teh C3ll will ensure our superiority on multiplats, all that untapped power."

360 fanboys; "Everyone knows that the 360's GPU is far better than the PS3's and thus, our version is definitive."

PS3 fanboys; "RROD, lol."

360 fanboys; "No games or achievements, lol."

PS3 and 360 fanboys in unison; "Wii is for kids and has horrible graphics, lol."

Wii fanboys; "We have the bigger installed base and once 3rd parties come around it we will dominate even more."

PS3 fanboys; "Yeah, well when game -insert Messiah title here- comes along and saves the PS3, you'll see!"

360 fanboys; "No, you'll lose all your exclusives and we'll keep ours."

Wii fanboys and PS3 fanboys in unison; "But all your games are on PC as well, lol."

360 fanboys make a thread whining about how stupid Sony fanboys are;

"They are deluded and they suck etc. I'm a lot better, more highly educated and besides, the new chipsets don't fry as often anyway."

PS3 fanboys attack thread in force;

"Lol, RROD. We're not stupid, you are for making this thread. You and the Wii fanboys are mean. *cries*"

Wii fanboys ride in on their high horse;

"You're all stupid, the Wii kicks ass and is the better console, as is clearly shown in the sales. Mario Kart has sold a lot more than Gran Turismo and Forza and that also proves that it is a far better game. Besides, our controller kicks ass."

360 fanboys; "We have Halo. The mods hate us and are Sony biased or stupid PC fanboys."

Wii fanboys; "We have Mario. The mods are Sony fanboys and can't recognize the genius of cooking games."

PS3 fanboys; "We have... other stuff and teh C3ll. The mods are not Sony fanboys because they once banned Crazzyman and some other Playstation owners. Everyone is mean. Bohoo. Sob. Etc."

Thread gets locked and mods facepalm in front of their monitors, contemplating banning the entire community for a couple of weeks so they could get some laundry done, eat, sleep and generally do other things than break up schoolyard fights between children who play King of the Hill.