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richardhutnik on 14 June 2009
Orca_Azure said:
Soriku said:
Mario also teaches you about sex. He's a pimp!

as evil as mario is, he's just not a pimp. Pimps tend to keep their girls- his keeps on getting taken by the real pimp (bowser).  This was confirmed in paper mario when bowser uses his star cane- his ultimate pimply weapon- to keep his "woman" locked up in her room.

Mario seems to be a playa.  First there was Pauline (Donkey Kong), then you went Daisy, and then Princess Peach, and others I may of forgotten.

And let's not forget that Yoshi has a eating disorder.  Yoshi tends to puke up a lot of food it eats.

 

 



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killeryoshis on 14 June 2009
ssj12 said:
killeryoshis said:
Mario is evil. That's not a good icon for kids. Nintendo should change their mascot to somthing more pikminish

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supermario128 on 14 June 2009

How is he evil?




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Orca_Azure on 14 June 2009
richardhutnik said:
Orca_Azure said:
Soriku said:
Mario also teaches you about sex. He's a pimp!

as evil as mario is, he's just not a pimp. Pimps tend to keep their girls- his keeps on getting taken by the real pimp (bowser). This was confirmed in paper mario when bowser uses his star cane- his ultimate pimply weapon- to keep his "woman" locked up in her room.

Mario seems to be a playa. First there was Pauline (Donkey Kong), then you went Daisy, and then Princess Peach, and others I may of forgotten.

And let's not forget that Yoshi has a eating disorder. Yoshi tends to puke up a lot of food it eats.

 

 

don't forget yoshi's bowel movements are as big as ostrich eggs.



famousringo on 14 June 2009

He's just acting out because Peach is such a tease. She's a regular Lady MacBeth, that one.



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MaxwellGT2000 on 14 June 2009
supermario128 said:
How is he evil?

*looks at question* *looks at your avatar* I dunno you tell me :P



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NightstrikerX on 14 June 2009

Holy smokes! First santa, now Mario! What kind of world is our children growing up in now?!



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Majin-Tenshinhan on 14 June 2009

That was pretty great.



Helios on 14 June 2009

Yes, Mario is evil. Just think about it - in the original Mario Bros. Bowser used his magic to transform the denizens of the Mushroom Kingdom into blocks - the very same blocks Mario so readily destroyed as he rummaged the countryside in search of cash and drugs. He also murdered absolute scores of Bowser's loyal troops - compare this to the "evil" Koopa King, who has never actually killed another person. Also, when he reached Bowsers lair, Mario had no qualms about disposing of the tyrant in the most gruesome way - by throwing him into the lava. In fact, in New Super Mario Bros. he even did a little dance and said "That's-a so nice!" after watching the flesh burn from the bones of his nemesis.

If that's not evil, frankly, I don't know what is.



Samus Aran on 14 June 2009
ssj12 said:
killeryoshis said:
Mario is evil. That's not a good icon for kids. Nintendo should change their mascot to somthing more pikminish

P - O - K - E - M - O - N

Because locking up animals in little balls and only let them out to fight till they faint or the other one faints is good right?