Mario is evil, the facts are revealed!

[Orca_Azure]

richardhutnik said:

Orca_Azure said:

Soriku said:
Mario also teaches you about sex. He's a pimp!

as evil as mario is, he's just not a pimp. Pimps tend to keep their girls- his keeps on getting taken by the real pimp (bowser). This was confirmed in paper mario when bowser uses his star cane- his ultimate pimply weapon- to keep his "woman" locked up in her room.

Mario seems to be a playa. First there was Pauline (Donkey Kong), then you went Daisy, and then Princess Peach, and others I may of forgotten.

And let's not forget that Yoshi has a eating disorder. Yoshi tends to puke up a lot of food it eats.

 

 

don't forget yoshi's bowel movements are as big as ostrich eggs.