Well that got my attention *runs off to news thread* And hey, play nice.

Off course, I meant that all his arguments were completely stupid.

And I haven't even celebrated my 100 post And hell yes the Neo Geo is gona win the console war! until 09/09/09 comes...

Oh, great and amighty Stof, what is my grand tale of bannishment?

I'm sad I have no story

I feel like we're at camp and stof has us gathered around a fire telling us stories of how this bear in the woods will eat the boys one by one. Except we're on the web talking about getting banned. I think you can see the similarities. Anyway Stof I I want to know my role in this epic space opera!

A good tactic. But one that will never come to fruition. As you'll be too banned to do so. It all goes down during the next Nintendo SpaceWorld show. During the keynote speach, Miyamoto announces their coup de grace. Through some strategic business manouvering, they've managed to purchase SCE Studios Santa Monica, and that the third God of War game has become Nintendo exclusive. While many are excited about the chance to wield the Wiimotes of chaos, the announcement that Kratos will be replaced with Kirby and that the title will be changed to God of dreamland does not sit well with roadkillers. Not well at all. he declares war on all things big N: burning his game&watch collection, tearing apart his Link halloween costume, and sending a box of arsenic laced chocolates to Reggie Fil-Aimes. He also manages to hack into VG charts, changing the front page numbers to read "Negative thirty billion". For the most part, his antics are merely seen as amusing (with everyone having a good laugh over Reggie's 4 month hospital stay), but when his rage leads him to refer to Wii_gamer as Wii_poopypants, the gloves are off and the ban is on. He will be slightly missed.

This thread has me SIACL. (sitting in a chair laughing) *gets in line*

Have you ever noticed the Link/Samus picture in Ben's sig? that intense look of competition? Well Ben chose that sig pic because it mirrors his life. He strives to compete, to best others, to pwn!. he lives for the thrill of combat, combat of the will. And when you live by the forum combat, you get banned by the combat. After innocently pointing out a post in which Ben forgot to dot an i, I became Ben's next target for pwning. And the pwns were a many. Ben regularily pointed out flaws in my logic, falacies in my reasoning and inadequacies in my taste in music, Even going so far as to start the "stofpwned" Yahoo Group. Unfortunately for Mr. Kenobi, is ultimate masterpiece, a 25,000 word opus on the pwnability of stof, contained the common internet mispelling of the as teh. It was a mistake I took great joy in pointing out. It was a mistake that enraged BK88. He immediately challenged me to a game of Russian ban roulette. 4 turns in, BenKenobi88 banned himself right in the face. His forum tombstone read "Hey wait... How can you not dot an i on the internet!?"

nice