200 posts: Stof tells you how you will eventually be banned

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roadkillers said: NOT IF I BAN YOU FIRST!!!

A good tactic. But one that will never come to fruition. As you'll be too banned to do so. It all goes down during the next Nintendo SpaceWorld show. During the keynote speach, Miyamoto announces their coup de grace. Through some strategic business manouvering, they've managed to purchase SCE Studios Santa Monica, and that the third God of War game has become Nintendo exclusive. While many are excited about the chance to wield the Wiimotes of chaos, the announcement that Kratos will be replaced with Kirby and that the title will be changed to God of dreamland does not sit well with roadkillers. Not well at all. he declares war on all things big N: burning his game&watch collection, tearing apart his Link halloween costume, and sending a box of arsenic laced chocolates to Reggie Fil-Aimes. He also manages to hack into VG charts, changing the front page numbers to read "Negative thirty billion". For the most part, his antics are merely seen as amusing (with everyone having a good laugh over Reggie's 4 month hospital stay), but when his rage leads him to refer to Wii_gamer as Wii_poopypants, the gloves are off and the ban is on. He will be slightly missed.