200 posts: Stof tells you how you will eventually be banned

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BenKenobi88 said: Oh great Stof, how will you betray me?

Have you ever noticed the Link/Samus picture in Ben's sig? that intense look of competition? Well Ben chose that sig pic because it mirrors his life. He strives to compete, to best others, to pwn!. he lives for the thrill of combat, combat of the will. And when you live by the forum combat, you get banned by the combat. After innocently pointing out a post in which Ben forgot to dot an i, I became Ben's next target for pwning. And the pwns were a many. Ben regularily pointed out flaws in my logic, falacies in my reasoning and inadequacies in my taste in music, Even going so far as to start the "stofpwned" Yahoo Group. Unfortunately for Mr. Kenobi, is ultimate masterpiece, a 25,000 word opus on the pwnability of stof, contained the common internet mispelling of the as teh. It was a mistake I took great joy in pointing out. It was a mistake that enraged BK88. He immediately challenged me to a game of Russian ban roulette. 4 turns in, BenKenobi88 banned himself right in the face. His forum tombstone read "Hey wait... How can you not dot an i on the internet!?"