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Kwaad on 12 March 2007

stof said: Kwaad said: stof - just keep doing what you've been doing for me. That way you wont ban me... you tend to do the other... Ahhh yes, Kwaad. I was dreading Kwaad's signing up for this. Why? Because this is where the whole thread falls down. You see, Unlike the rest of you, and despite his best efforts, Kwaad will not be banned. But don't rejoice yet Kwaad, as your tale is by far the saddest of them all. Things went just fine until the PS3 Europe launch. The console had the most dissapointing launch in history, with just 16 units sold, 9 of which soon appeared on E-bay. It was at that point that Kwaad Snapped. The next day he uploaded live footage of himself at a river with a bag of puppies, stating that for every Wii sold, he'd drown one. Fortunately for the cute litter of little golden retrievers in his posession, his threat was overheard by a passing local. Before Kwaad could drown his first puppy, he was lynched by a mob of pitchfork and torch weilding villagers. The Coroners report was gruesome, and Kwaad's legacy is one best forgotten... But hey, at least he wasn't banned!
Ahh nice to see I'm immune until I start drowning little puppies. YAY! *hides the little bag full of puppies and pretends to never have had it*



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diamuerto on 12 March 2007

What about yourself stof? How will you get banned?



Kwaad on 12 March 2007

diamuerto said: What about yourself stof? How will you get banned?
I will tell this one, becuase someone has to ban him. And I like stof, can read the future. Before I put the puppies in the bag, and get killed. I will become a mod on here, and report stof to Wii for playing with all the little wii-girls. And that will be the end of him. Stof - please, for your own good, please keep away from them!



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I fly this flag in victory!

stof on 12 March 2007

Sintinel said: At least until Canada finally realizes it's not fooling anybody and officially becomes the 51st state.
Your evil anti Canadian attitude saddens me Sintinel. But it will not effect your future, as I can only see it, not change it. As for you're banning. It's an epic tale that takes place at the height of the great "Ban Wars", in which the sudden influx of new posters led to unrulyness, martial law, and an eventual civil war. Some blame Emporer Washimal for the whole thing (I really shouldn't have installed him into power), The battle was bloody, with alias's in the hundreds, trolls the size of skyscrapers and an artificial intelligence system posting under the name "real person I swear!" In the end, you and Roadkillers led one last ditch insurgency effort to reclaim the boards for the forces of truth, justice, and the Media Create way. By the time the dust cleared, entire months of console data had been lost, the predictions league lay in tatters, and your body lay limp, bloody and banned. But while the forums remain a vile and corrupt place, your memory lives on. Your name will be whispered in back alleys and mentioned in song and every once in a while, some young, idealistic new poster will take up the cause of Che Sintinel!



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stof on 12 March 2007

diamuerto said: What about yourself stof? How will you get banned?
That's a very special story, but I'm just going to have to wait my turn.



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

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staticneuron on 12 March 2007

stof said: You'll begin consuming mushrooms, wearing ornate Master Chief style helmets and seeking hookers to heal yourself when injured.
.................................................. Have you been spying on me?



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BenKenobi88 on 13 March 2007

Oh great Stof, how will you betray me?



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stof on 13 March 2007

Xzbeat said:
Those faces... those grinning evil faces... Never stopping, alwasy mocking me! And why is there so many of them. Three? THREE!? They're teaming up on me. Conspiring to bring me down with their evil squinty eyes and numerous face consuming teeth! And they follow you, don't they Xzbeat. They're your cronies and your henchmen. If you think you can break my sanity with your wicked, grinning army of emoticons you're wrong! Dead Wrong! You are so BANNED! *wipes paranoia induced sweat of brow* Now where was I? oh yes, Xzbeats future banning... Well I guess thats not really an issue anymore.



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

stof on 13 March 2007

fishamaphone said: Can I be banned too?
Sure. *bans fishamaphone*. And I thought that it was going to be hard to keep this stuff going!



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

diamuerto on 13 March 2007

How about banning ColonelFury for getting completely owned by me in the Wii not a piece of shi*t??? news thread.