200 posts: Stof tells you how you will eventually be banned

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Sintinel said: At least until Canada finally realizes it's not fooling anybody and officially becomes the 51st state.

Your evil anti Canadian attitude saddens me Sintinel. But it will not effect your future, as I can only see it, not change it. As for you're banning. It's an epic tale that takes place at the height of the great "Ban Wars", in which the sudden influx of new posters led to unrulyness, martial law, and an eventual civil war. Some blame Emporer Washimal for the whole thing (I really shouldn't have installed him into power), The battle was bloody, with alias's in the hundreds, trolls the size of skyscrapers and an artificial intelligence system posting under the name "real person I swear!" In the end, you and Roadkillers led one last ditch insurgency effort to reclaim the boards for the forces of truth, justice, and the Media Create way. By the time the dust cleared, entire months of console data had been lost, the predictions league lay in tatters, and your body lay limp, bloody and banned. But while the forums remain a vile and corrupt place, your memory lives on. Your name will be whispered in back alleys and mentioned in song and every once in a while, some young, idealistic new poster will take up the cause of Che Sintinel!