Hi Maynard,
I need you to take me to columbia for some... um... shopping Does that sound plausable enough?
Is there any chance we could do it without passing through border control? I have a metal buttcheek from when I got shot in 'nam and the arport security hassle me over it so I try to avoid them now Does that sound plausable enough?








... a special type of coffee you can only get in columbia.







... no. But do me a favour and don't look in the coffee tins as the coffee um... oxidises, that's right oxidises