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Hi Maynard,

I need you to take me to columbia for some... um... shopping Does that sound plausable enough?

Is there any chance we could do it without passing through border control? I have a metal buttcheek from when I got shot in 'nam and the arport security hassle me over it so I try to avoid them now Does that sound plausable enough?