Guys, are you proud of your gaming skills? Maybe you shouldn't be...

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hunter_alien on 16 October 2008

Yessss.... I suck at games :P

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superchunk on 16 October 2008

This is obviously something that is only found in Dutch people. After all, they are Dutch.

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Johann on 16 October 2008

DeadNotSleeping said:

[Johann says:Sex is overrated anyway... as is human contact. I like machines better...

Finally, someone understands how I feel about the pitiful mortal life swelling in this Petri dish you call a world. After romantic entanglements in the collective unconscious of extra-dimensional beings, there's really no going back. Maybe once you humans climb thirty or forty rungs on the evolutionary ladder.

Euphoria14 saysIs that because you can program them to lie to you and tell you that your the greatest lover ever?

If you were to program them that way, it wouldn't be a lie. The definition of truth relates to the degree of consistency between our interpretations of reality and how accurately we attempt to express these views to others.

Oh well. This is probably the funniest thread I've seen on these forums thus far. I hope it never dies. Nothing like angry gamers defending their libidos in the court of public opinion. Seriously, these tests are probably more relevant to those sorts of people who neglect their partners for "one more level" or "after this match".

Seriously though... sex is not even on my top 5 favorite things. It goes like this

1 - Coffee

2 - Videogames

3 - Back To the Future

4 - Doing nothing

5 - Pineapples

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theprof00 on 16 October 2008

What the hell does underperform mean? Tthat could be anything, and not a very scientific explanation imo lol.
Does it mean Pre-jeaculate?

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kirby007 on 16 October 2008

superchunk said:
This is obviously something that is only found in Dutch people. After all, they are Dutch.

there is nothing wrong with the the dutch...

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DeadNotSleeping on 16 October 2008

Johann says:
1 - Coffee

2 - Videogames

3 - Back To the Future

4 - Doing nothing

5 - Pineapples

That's probably the most honest, and realistic top five I've seen in a good long while. Your #4 probably tops sex on most people's lists. Anybody who takes issue with that claim should probably re-evaluate how their time is really being spent.

And your #3 is just awesome.

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Mummelmann on 16 October 2008

kirby007 said:

superchunk said:
This is obviously something that is only found in Dutch people. After all, they are Dutch.

there is nothing wrong with the the dutch...

Said the Dutchman. Lies, I tell you, LIES!

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kirby007 on 16 October 2008

Mummelmann said:

kirby007 said:

superchunk said:
This is obviously something that is only found in Dutch people. After all, they are Dutch.

there is nothing wrong with the the dutch...

Said the Dutchman. Lies, I tell you, LIES!

A Dutchmen invented beer

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