Euphoria14 said: Johann said: That is bull. I have been told that I am basicaly the worst lover ever and I still can`t play Halo to save my own life. You must be going through hell right now.

I guess that is what happens when you call her on faking a orgasm. They get offended or something

 

Johann said: Euphoria14 said: Johann said: That is bull. I have been told that I am basicaly the worst lover ever and I still can`t play Halo to save my own life. You must be going through hell right now.   I guess that is what happens when you call her on faking a orgasm. They get offended or something

Hahaha. You know you have it rough when you have to offend your lady to get her to be honest with you.

 

Sex is overrated anyway... as is human contact. I like machines better...

Johann said: Sex is overrated anyway... as is human contact. I like machines better...

 

 Is that because you can program them to lie to you and tell you that your the greatest lover ever?

Euphoria14 said: Johann said: Sex is overrated anyway... as is human contact. I like machines better...    Is that because you can program them to lie to you and tell you that your the greatest lover ever?

 

Human beings are so... untrustworthy. My snes never let me down. She`s always in the mood when I want to play with her. I can leave her alone for days, hell, months (although I never would) and she`d still be waiting for me when I got back. Low maintenance too. Doesn`t force me to go places I don`t want to and meet her morronic friends. In fact, she doesn`t really have any friends except for me (I`m the only person she needs). Oh, how I love my snes...

Euphoria14 said: Alby_da_Wolf said: [...] The issue here was that xtastemyvenom claims the theory to be false, although some odd exceptions could be fine even if the theory is true... With the stochastic nature of reality we cannot ever be sure!         As long as the problem doesn't exist for me (or does it?), I am fine. I just feel bad for those on top of the Halo 3 leaderboards though.

Well, as Dilbert's strip shows, you'll never know. Anyhow Halo 3 top players are simpler creatures, so they'll just feel much finer than other people, at least if their girlfriends lie persuasively enough.     OK, this one came out more trolling than planned, let's hope there aren't too many Halo 3 players around...  

 

Euphoria14 said: Alby_da_Wolf said: Euphoria14 said:    No twin here. Even if I did, how would it explain the right after gaming "sessions"? Or maybe my twin just moves really fast? The issue here was that xtastemyvenom claims the theory to be false, although some odd exceptions could be fine even if the theory is true... With the stochastic nature of reality we cannot ever be sure!         As long as the problem doesn't exist for me (or does it?), I am fine. I just feel bad for those on top of the Halo 3 leaderboards though.

Those on top of the leaderboards don't have time to figure out how bad they are at sex.

 

Grey Acumen said: Xen said: Grey Acumen said: Mummelmann said: Grey Acumen said: Wetcoaster said: I call shenanigans. I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans Shen... not worth the risk... Nah, it's okay, I don't even have a pistol Shenanigans! ha! but I do have a rifle *clubs Xen*

Hey.. you never said that.. that's unfair =(

*flips out*

 

LOL...

Finally, someone understands how I feel about the pitiful mortal life swelling in this Petri dish you call a world. After romantic entanglements in the collective unconscious of extra-dimensional beings, there's really no going back. Maybe once you humans climb thirty or forty rungs on the evolutionary ladder.



If you were to program them that way, it wouldn't be a lie. The definition of truth relates to the degree of consistency between our interpretations of reality and how accurately we attempt to express these views to others.

Oh well. This is probably the funniest thread I've seen on these forums thus far. I hope it never dies. Nothing like angry gamers defending their libidos in the court of public opinion. Seriously, these tests are probably more relevant to those sorts of people who neglect their partners for "one more level" or "after this match".