Guys, are you proud of your gaming skills? Maybe you shouldn't be...

[Johann]

Euphoria14 said:

Johann said:
Sex is overrated anyway... as is human contact. I like machines better...

 

 Is that because you can program them to lie to you and tell you that your the greatest lover ever?

 

Human beings are so... untrustworthy. My snes never let me down. She`s always in the mood when I want to play with her. I can leave her alone for days, hell, months (although I never would) and she`d still be waiting for me when I got back. Low maintenance too. Doesn`t force me to go places I don`t want to and meet her morronic friends. In fact, she doesn`t really have any friends except for me (I`m the only person she needs). Oh, how I love my snes...