I'd have to say a video game reviewer, do nothing but play video games all day and get paid for it oh yeh!

pornstar

To work for Insomniac Games. The funnest place to work.

Being Joe Satriani.

I would say Naughty Dog

working with Taijiri

I'd love to join the Thought Police.

"Sir, you're under arrest for thinking that Dane Cook is funny..."

"I'll let you off with a warning, Ma'am.  Just remember that it's against the law to prefer Rocky Road over Mint Chocolate Chip..."

"Seargent!  Tell the men to break out the riot gear.  We have to put a stop to this Rachael Ray Fan Club meeting..."

Yeah, that job would be so damn awesome.

Nintendo's lawyer!!

Nintendo's marketing deptartment

playboy photographer ....or maybe beer taster ...or video game tester/reviewer

oh can't forget food critic ...being paid to fly all over the world, paid for hotels, trying the best foods, eat for free.