Alasted on 06 August 2008
I'd love to join the Thought Police.
"Sir, you're under arrest for thinking that Dane Cook is funny..."
"I'll let you off with a warning, Ma'am. Just remember that it's against the law to prefer Rocky Road over Mint Chocolate Chip..."
"Seargent! Tell the men to break out the riot gear. We have to put a stop to this Rachael Ray Fan Club meeting..."
Yeah, that job would be so damn awesome.
