After playing the game for 6 1/2 hours, I've come to the conclusion that it is indeed without a doubt, the greatest peice of software to ever be released in the history of the industry.
It's like experiencing Mario 64 or OoT for the first time. It will SHATTER your perception of what is possible in a videogame. The level of detail, the polish, the graphics, the production values, the animations, the physics, the voice acting, the music, the story, the presentation, the gameplay....it's all absolutely immense.
And I'm not even close to seeing everything it has to offer yet.
I won't go into detail on every little aspect (that's what professional reviews are for), I just wanted to let everyone know how incredible this game is. It surely takes a dump on anything else I've ever played.
I know it's not everyone's cup of tea, but if you don't even bother giving it a try then sorry, I don't consider you a gamer at all :)
I'll be off to an ATM shortly to get some money for a ps3. Fellow Wii only owners have my sympathies <3