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JackHandy said:

If this were like 28 days later, you wouldn't even get your pants unzipped.

You're late. I already said I'd rather not fuck a zombie.



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CaptainExplosion said:
JackHandy said:

If this were like 28 days later, you wouldn't even get your pants unzipped.

You're late. I already said I'd rather not fuck a zombie.

So does this count as a necro-bump?



JackHandy said:
CaptainExplosion said:

You're late. I already said I'd rather not fuck a zombie.

So does this count as a necro-bump?

Hmm..... *aims a shotgun in JackHandy's face* No. *blows Jack's head off*



Well I certainly didn't expect to see a thread title like that on the front page.



Norion said:

Well I certainly didn't expect to see a thread title like that on the front page.

Well it was something I thought about that was surprisingly deeper than I thought it'd be.



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Why do you think they'd even want to have sex with you? Nobody ever thinks about the zombie's wishes, it's all "me me me".



CaptainExplosion said:
JackHandy said:

So does this count as a necro-bump?

Hmm..... *aims a shotgun in JackHandy's face* No. *blows Jack's head off*

Jokes on you. Now that you blew my brains out, I will not reanimate and thus... my sweet booty is officially worm food.

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Chrizum said:

Why do you think they'd even want to have sex with you? Nobody ever thinks about the zombie's wishes, it's all "me me me".

How many more times am I gonna have to say I already decided not to fuck a zombie?



Just play undead darlings

https://www.nintendo.co.uk/Games/Nintendo-Switch-download-software/Undead-Darlings-no-cure-for-love--1850774.html



Kneetos said:

Just play undead darlings

https://www.nintendo.co.uk/Games/Nintendo-Switch-download-software/Undead-Darlings-no-cure-for-love--1850774.html

They look like they're under 18, and for the last fucking time, I already said I wouldn't fuck a zombie.