Jokes on you. Now that you blew my brains out, I will not reanimate and thus... my sweet booty is officially worm food.

Just play undead darlings

https://www.nintendo.co.uk/Games/Nintendo-Switch-download-software/Undead-Darlings-no-cure-for-love--1850774.html

Wth is this thread...

Its the twilight thread
Only shows up when all the mods are asleep

But what if they died when they were 17 and have been zombies for more than a year? 

Doesn't matter if you have now decided you wouldn't... mostly due to the reactions of people in the thread. The fact that you considered it in the first place is cringe.

Also drawing the line at age when dead people are concerned.  

But yeah, it's always necrophilia. 

Op is 9 hours old, at least one has seen it. 

I think it's a good laugh. 

Disgusted, sure. A good laugh non the less. 

Does the zombie have the mental capacity to give informed consent? If so, then I'm not here to judge you guys. Live your life, but be sure to wear a condom.

I'm generally fine with any sexual act between any number of consenting adults.

"Eating someone out" gets a whole new meaning with zombie sex.