If a woman who is lactose intolerant has a baby and starts lactating, she’s produced something she can’t even tolerate!
And milk!

I am so unbelievably high right now. c

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10153778404763403

Holy fucking shit.

It is an octopus running on its legs. Octopi are crazy.

The lack of maps is a bit disappointing. It's weird why Mario Party is the one series they don't do post launch content for.

wow

- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."

FTS

I ordered a dozen delicious cookies from the internet.

I got high and ate one.

I'm still high and there are 11 left... taunting me... from the fridge.

The struggle is real.

https://taylorchipcookies.com/ If you want to torture yourself.

I was visiting my mom one holiday and noticed that she had some chocolate ice cream and some marshmallow topping in the fridge. Later, after I had smoked a bowl, I headed to the kitchen, loaded up a bowl of ice cream and proceeded to cover it with the marshmallow topping. As I'm spooning it on, I notice that the consistency is very thick for marshmallow. Finally, after my ice cream was thoroughly covered, I realized that is was not the marshmallow that I had grabbed from the fridge... it was mayonnaise. :/

Fortunately, I realized before eating any, but yeah - whole bowl of ice cream down the drain.

One of the saddest stories I've ever heard.

Just to share my excitement:
I have a trip to Amsterdam coming up in September. Vacation with friends. Jordan Peterson will talk about his new book there. We will stay 4 days.