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(This is a self-deprecating humor thread using the standard light bulb joke. Feel free to contribute a light bulb joke about yourself that tells us something about you.)

It takes four Jaicees to replace a light bulb: one to screw in the light bulb, a second to complain about the hierarchy of labor involved in the task, a third to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness, and a fourth to make a list of top 10 favorite light bulbs on the market.



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Zero, no matter how many Nobles there are, the task of replacing a lightbulb would forever be impossible.



NobleTeam360 said:

Zero, no matter how many Nobles there are, the task of replacing a lightbulb would forever be impossible.

So you want me to do the dirty work?



zero129 said:
NobleTeam360 said:

Zero, no matter how many Nobles there are, the task of replacing a lightbulb would forever be impossible.

So you want me to do the dirty work?



What the fuck? I feel a little attacked. I'm too short to reach the light bulb, I have to get someone else to do it for me 



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LittleSnake said:

What the fuck? I feel a little attacked. I'm too short to reach the light bulb, I have to get someone else to do it for me 

Thus explaining why the second Jaicee complains about the hierarchy of labor involved.



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How many Laser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"I don't know.  How many Laser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

Eight.

One to research which light bulb is the best value.  A second to order the economy size light bulb pack online.  A third to wait for two weeks for the package to arrive via economy shipping.  A fourth to schedule the proper day to change the light bulb.  A fifth to rationalize why it needs to be put off for another week.  A sixth to change the light bulb.  A seventh to find a spot to store all of the other light bulbs in the economy pack.  An eighth to declare that all other work is done for the day, since we just completed a three week project.



Probably two Wmen.

One to install the lightbulb and one to supervise and nag if anything goes wrong.



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