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(This is a self-deprecating humor thread using the standard light bulb joke. Feel free to contribute a light bulb joke about yourself that tells us something about you.)

It takes four Jaicees to replace a light bulb: one to screw in the light bulb, a second to complain about the hierarchy of labor involved in the task, a third to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness, and a fourth to make a list of top 10 favorite light bulbs on the market.