(This is a self-deprecating humor thread using the standard light bulb joke. Feel free to contribute a light bulb joke about yourself that tells us something about you.)

It takes four Jaicees to replace a light bulb: one to screw in the light bulb, a second to complain about the hierarchy of labor involved in the task, a third to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness, and a fourth to make a list of top 10 favorite light bulbs on the market.

Zero, no matter how many Nobles there are, the task of replacing a lightbulb would forever be impossible.

What the fuck? I feel a little attacked. I'm too short to reach the light bulb, I have to get someone else to do it for me 

Thus explaining why the second Jaicee complains about the hierarchy of labor involved.

One of me and 68 additional waifus

How many Laser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"I don't know.  How many Laser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

Eight.

One to research which light bulb is the best value.  A second to order the economy size light bulb pack online.  A third to wait for two weeks for the package to arrive via economy shipping.  A fourth to schedule the proper day to change the light bulb.  A fifth to rationalize why it needs to be put off for another week.  A sixth to change the light bulb.  A seventh to find a spot to store all of the other light bulbs in the economy pack.  An eighth to declare that all other work is done for the day, since we just completed a three week project.

Probably two Wmen.

One to install the lightbulb and one to supervise and nag if anything goes wrong.

1 to stubbornly not ask for help, fall off the ladder during my "I told you so" celebratory moment and have other me drive me to the hospital laughing at my misfortune the whole time.

One..... As long as the light bulb agrees....