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How many Laser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"I don't know.  How many Laser's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

Eight.

One to research which light bulb is the best value.  A second to order the economy size light bulb pack online.  A third to wait for two weeks for the package to arrive via economy shipping.  A fourth to schedule the proper day to change the light bulb.  A fifth to rationalize why it needs to be put off for another week.  A sixth to change the light bulb.  A seventh to find a spot to store all of the other light bulbs in the economy pack.  An eighth to declare that all other work is done for the day, since we just completed a three week project.