Fuck a couple of hookers and go to some 3rd world shit hole. They'll love you there and you'll loosen up eventually.

And have you tried... 

Keep your head up, vaccination has started and things should be going a lot better by the end of the year.

Bruh same I cant even jerk off without wearing a mask and gloves, kinda kills the mood but I don’t Want my dick to get COVID :(

Ok...

This is a good example of the unintended consequences of the covid social distancing protocols. Things like this have real negative health impacts on everybody. I read an article the other day about how hard it has been on seniors. Those that are in nursing homes essentially cannot have visitors anymore. Some are trapped in their rooms literally for months. They are basically in prison. Even seniors that are still living at home have difficulties because they cannot get out and do stuff.

then there's the other things like all of the Lost education from subpar schooling. The memories that won't be made because you didn't get to go visit your family this summer. The children that won't be born because a person can't get a girlfriend to knock up because they're stuck in their house. those are all very real negative impacts, and that's just a tiny few. We have to be very careful that we do not let the cure become worse than the disease here. I think there's a case to be made that we've already crossed that line.

I've been married 13 years. You're Covid induced lack of sex has nothing on what marriage will do for it.

My personal record (since losing it of course) is 4 years 5 months.

Currently at 1 year 5 months since my last fornication, just 3 more years and I'll set a new personal best.

Amateur...

Though ironically Covid did interrupt a physical relationship I had going on last year.