Pachter, the man with the Anti Crystal ball: if he says something, it means the opposite is the best course of action.

For the first time ever in millions years Teh Analyst God was wrong. Ninty prefers to sell the full fledged model, lawful evil execs just made the Lite to milk the poor too, but chaotic evil ones chose for it those dull and crappy colours to make sure everybody see the gamers that bought it are poor.

Its 2021. No one should be listening to him

I actually thought this was some new thing lol.

So... who ended up being right on this one, Pachter or Nintendo and the market?

Obviously Pachter is wrong. The regular Switch is the best selling model. 

Are there any numbers out there that separated the sales between the OG and Lite?

I havent seen the OG Switch in stock for the longest time while I'm still seeing the Lite, all the while the Switch sales continue to blow up.  Are there that many people buying the Lite that they don't care for the hybrid & joycon feature?

Probably more along the lines of people "settling" for the Lite when they can't find an OG.

We should. The game industry needs a real-life clown especially this time of pandemic.

Yes you're actually right. Clowns like him makes me feel smart.