"I don't enjoy life but won't do anything to fix my issues."

Well ok then.

I already suggested that! But he's so depressed that I don't think he'd be good at it. Already made me lose my desire to watch porn today.

We can only help people who truly want help. I can somewhat relate to what you've said. I don't have any desire to work for anyone, rather I want to work for myself. It's more of a creative drain type of thing for me. If there's nothing you enjoy doing rather than criticizing people, if you're really good at it then consider starting a YouTube channel. Plenty of people do that for a living on that platform.

You seem like the kind of guy who needs adventure, probably too much adventure. In that case I recommend doing something reckless and seeing where ti takes you. Then do something else reckless and repeat and repeat and repeat until maybe, just maybe you'll see what life is about. Either that or end up in prison. Offing yourself is not the right thing to do imo. The world won't be a better place without you. You don't kill people, you don't cause others grief afaik, you are redeemable and have self worth. You just have to find it, and sometimes that does take time.

But again, if you say you want help but don't want to reflect that in positive and open ways of thinking, there's nothing any of us here can do. Your life is your choice, and you seem to be well aware of the consequences of your choices. I don't think there's much more than that, I can ask of a person.

Nothing is wrong with my brain. If I wasn't sad given the circumstances then something would be very wrong with me.

I take it you're still mad I made a fool of you earlier.

It's not like there's rain cloud over my head. If it wasn't for this thread (or if you'd seen it, the ama) yal wouldn't even know I'm depressed.

...Uh not that I'm saying I want to do prostitution.

Mad? Nah, I laughing my *** off. Good stuff. Watching unmotivated people who want to live off other people's paychecks call developers lazy is great stuff. Keep it coming champ.

Hopelessness, lack of purpose, suicidal thoughts etc., loss of interest in things, a lack of desire for independence, etc. are symptoms of depression.  I'm obviously not qualified to diagnose you through message board posts, but similar symptoms encouraged me to seek professional help, which has made the situation at least somewhat better.  No harm in getting the opinion of a qualified person.

I didn't ask for help though, just if there's a way to live life without working. It's appreciated that help is being given without provocation, I wont shy away from a rare chance to talk about myself, but it also sucks given it's wasted on me. Can't do Youtube even if I wanted to, my room has my parent's room on one side and my brother's on the other.

I wonder what makes you think I'm the adventurous type cause I'm actually the opposite, preferring peace and calm.

I dunno, most people I know without motivation need a little shell breaking. I don't think you're the adventurous type, but rather you could need/use some to break out of your shell a bit. Talking about yourself is at least a place to start. Admitting your issues is a great first step to solving them. Are your parents and siblings that hostile that you can't do YouTube? Yikes my guy. What are they gonna do, pound you if they hear you talking?

Resorting to trolling now, didn't expect you to fall this far just to avoid admitting you're wrong.

I've been diagnosed already, but the causes are natural.

My brother will, my parents will cut the internet. =/

I'm not sure what you mean by shell breaking, but if it doesn't change my circumstances then it's not much help.