Splatoon? So you want Splatoon on PC/Xbox 1/PS or something?

Guess I just don't get it then. I thought threads were made for discussions. Not just cheap comedy.

What? I didn't say I wanted Splatoon on other systems. I said I wanted Splatoon 2 to have crossplay between all platforms. 

What a waste, all that effort coulda been put towards a meaningful thread.

It is only on Switch, right?

Threads can be made for a few reasons, the OP is most certainly cheap comedy and shouldn't have gone beyond that. If people want to QQ about Nintendos online features there is a few threads that have been about the last week or two which would have plenty of discussions about it.

This one just has the "squirrel shite" in it :D

That seems a silly way to go about getting a 4K TV, follow my lead and email netflix proposing that if they send you a 4K TV you promise to subscribe, explaining that they get a new subscriber and with the subscription money flowing in they will soon be in the black, even quicker if they right off the cost of the  TV as operating expenses, now  I just have to wait for the quick reply.and delivery man.

And thats the topic of my next thread: 

why exclusives are bad

You want it on what? PS? Xbox? Or PC? 

you could try and convince your local TV shops that their TV models which will almost all feature a 3.5mm headphone jack are being made obsolete by Apple's brave moves to remove such ports, then wait around back near the bins until they discard all their stock for new models which use lightning ports and co-axial instead for exclusive connection to apple devices or retro VHS machines.

In the mean time while your waiting in the back alleys you could find other fun ways to earn a new TV and a hot meal all in one!