I really do not mean to troll when I say this but this is a big reason why I am surprised it outsold Wii U. I gueds that is some achievement.
@OP I will poor out a nice cold Root Beer and pinch in some vanilla ice cream to celebrate the Vita. You were so expensive I could never buy you. But no matter what anyone says there is one thing that can never be taken away from you. Vita means life.
Life of a zombie, it seem