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Machina said:
VGPolyglot said:

I should have worded that better, it's the semen that I don't like touching, not my penis.

Toilet roll.

a sock / someones face / an empty petit filous pot.....

 

be careful with that last one in case you forget you done it.... saying for a friend.



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VGPolyglot said:
Machina said:
"I like having a few layers between me and my thing so I don't have to touch it." O_o

I should have worded that better, it's the semen that I don't like touching, not my penis.

A condom is the best solution for that. The key is lubrication.

this thread LOL



OTBWY said:
VGPolyglot said:

I should have worded that better, it's the semen that I don't like touching, not my penis.

A condom is the best solution for that. The key is lubrication.

this thread LOL

+1.

Also makes one last longer.



Xen said:
OTBWY said:

A condom is the best solution for that. The key is lubrication.

this thread LOL

+1.

Also makes one last longer.

I actually like getting it over with as quickly as possible.



VGPolyglot said:
Xen said:

+1.

Also makes one last longer.

I actually like getting it over with as quickly as possible.

Gee, you must be a fun sexual partner then xD



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Xen said:
VGPolyglot said:

I actually like getting it over with as quickly as possible.

Gee, you must be a fun sexual partner then xD

Well, my partner seems to not have been able to take the beating



VGPolyglot said:

So, I've had an addiction to masturbation for a while now. However, I think I got a wake-up call yesterday. So, I was watching pornography, and I did my thing, and I went to take off my clothes to take a shower (yeah, I typically do it with my clothes on since I like having a few layers between me and my thing so I don't have to touch it), and well, there was blood all over my underwear. So, I decided that then and there I was going to put a moratorium on it until further notice. Why am I telling you guys about this? Good question. Well, I guess the answer being that we have a NSFW sub-forum so we might as well use it So guys, please be weary and make sure to do things in moderation!

The weirdest thing here is that you masturbate without touching your penis, I have no idea how or why anyone would do that. Also I don't get the blood part. Since when one bleeds when masturbating? Unless you're a lady and it's that time of the month in which case, sorry for automatically assuming you were a guy. Anyway by your logic if you ever spit blood when eating, you stop eating altogether?

And since the thread is not meant to be super serious, allow me to be a little bit off topic, what is the point of a NSFW section? It's only text, who's gonna very impolitely read what's on your computer over your shoulder?  Also it's not safe for work cause of the sexual content? What boss is gonna be like: "Smith how dare you read sexual stuff while working, please read non sexual stuff cause that's going to help your job like reading about video games and stuff".

Logically every topic here is NSFW as any boss I know of DOES NOT WANT you to do stuff at work that is not related to work, except during your meal break which is part of your free time and same logic applies, if you're on your break ALL content is safe for work, at least text to read. I get it that starting loudly to watch a porn would not help.



VGPolyglot said:
Xen said:

Gee, you must be a fun sexual partner then xD

Well, my partner seems to not have been able to take the beating

Hmmm...

*insert emoji with question marks here*



Xen said:
VGPolyglot said:

Well, my partner seems to not have been able to take the beating

Hmmm...

*insert emoji with question marks here*

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