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COKTOE on 07 January 2018

Oh boy. :) Once again VGPolyglot, you surprise me with your frankness.

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AngryLittleAlchemist on 07 January 2018

COKTOE said:
Oh boy. :) Once again VGPolyglot, you surprise me with your frankness.

Holy shit! I just realized it was VG! I saw the photo and.. I dont knoe, for some reason I thought this was VersusEvil haha xD

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Xen on 07 January 2018

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Xen said:

I wish that expression was a common thing, then his doctor could seriously say it to him

I dunno, would a doc give advice on how to tug it... they probably would, unless he goes to a religious doctor he should be fine with patients doing some stress relief

Yes they would, along with this "thumby" mascot.

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ice on 07 January 2018

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Is it time to bring back the No Fap January thread?!? :o

bro it's too late for most of us xD

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Player2 on 07 January 2018

Machina said:
"I like having a few layers between me and my thing so I don't have to touch it." O_o

I'm expecting a "I've been hospitalized because I was doing xyz to not touch my thing while I pee and..." thread in the future.

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Xen on 07 January 2018

Player2 said:

Machina said:
"I like having a few layers between me and my thing so I don't have to touch it." O_o

I'm expecting a "I've been hospitalized because I was doing xyz to not touch my thing while I pee and..." thread in the future.

Yeah. But the first sentence in that post will actually complain about the workability of the website on mobile.

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Finale on 07 January 2018

And by the way,fapping is okay if you're do it when you want it.It's necessary to relief stress and other problems.Just don't force it.Don't do this only because you're bored,or it can get old and make you feel bad.

To live is to fap sometimes.Just go with the flow.

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Spade on 07 January 2018

................ wtf
I thought yall were joking about this.

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VGPolyglot on 07 January 2018

Machina said:
"I like having a few layers between me and my thing so I don't have to touch it." O_o

I should have worded that better, it's the semen that I don't like touching, not my penis.

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COKTOE on 07 January 2018

AngryLittleAlchemist said:

COKTOE said:
Oh boy. :) Once again VGPolyglot, you surprise me with your frankness.

Holy shit! I just realized it was VG! I saw the photo and.. I dont knoe, for some reason I thought this was VersusEvil haha xD

Ha. This is definitely Polyglot. He's like Superman. Mild mannered citizen everyman one moment, rampaging sex monster the next. Well, not EXACTLY like Superman. :)

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