Its just a pickup game of basketball. Youre all taking it too seriously.

A basektball player who thinks he's the GOAT but has a little baby penis and wishes he was the actual GOAT... Michael Jordan.

Nothing amuses me more than watching amateurs go up against someone like LeBron at camps and such; it's akin to the difference between an average adult and a five year old lol

It always seemed to me that the NBA features the most impressive mix of size and athleticism of any sport, which is probably why some people watching delude themselves into thinking they're somehing special. When even the worst NBA players are incredible athletes and most everyone is very tall it makes it hard to appreciate just how much better they are than most people.

I'd be on board if the nba decided that a full quarter must be played every game by one average person alongside his pro teammates. It would be pretty amusing to watch those two tripping over themselves and dying as they jog from one side of the court to the other lol

I can still sexually identify as LeBron James, right?

I think he's a French painter.

Hmm, I remember one time playing floor hockey, and while I was the goalie I scored a goal. So, not long after they substituted me for another person, and he scored 2 goals as the goalie, so then they banned the goalie from being able to score

The issue is that I can tell anyone who complains about bad teammates on games that it's 'just a game'.

It's not over who wins or not. The issue is that these people bring the fun out of the game.9

No, the worst people are the ones who think they're Steph Curry and jack up a bunch of horrible three's 5 feet behind the line without moving the ball around. Then they think they're good once the 10th one of those goes in by some freak accident.

The three point line has killed the game of basketball if you're not in college or the NBA. Nobody attacks the basket, moves the ball, or moves without the ball in pickup games at the gym or in rec games. These people lack a fundamental understanding of what ACTUALLY makes the Warriors brand of basketball good.

Another type of people that bother me are the ones who think they're Allen Iverson. These are the people who do a bunch of pointless dribble moves and end up in the exact same place that they started.

I didn't think that MOBA mentality actually existed out in the real world. That's why I advocate spanking children, you raise your children with participation thropies and they grow up to be douches.

This is that guy.