BUT BLISS IS BAE

The only person I'd rather win than Bliss is Emma but shes headed to Raw... also Im super worried they will ruin her with whatever the fuck this new Emmalina shit is.

The Emma gimmick was completely fine. Don't understand why WWE is changing it.. :/

Oh also

No Mercy 2016 Prediction 
Jack Swagger vs Baron Corbin (Pre-Show)
Curt Hawkins vs TBD
Nikki Bella vs Carmella
Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt
The Miz vs Dolph Ziggler
Heath Slater & Rhyno vs The Usos
Becky Lynch vs Alexa Bliss
AJ Styles vs Dean Ambrose vs John Cena

Yes I straight copy pasted you

I havent been watching though so I dont know where they are going with the lower card stories.

Orton wins because Wyatt never fucking wins  

Miz wins because he's the Miz and he's AWESOME!!! Also Dolph will retire, he had an awesome run. Kinda off topic but am I the only guy thats always like Miz?? Like I swear everyone hates him, like he has the only genuine heel heat around but Ive always enjoyed his work.

Usos win because Slater and Rhyno were transitional champs, it was an end to Slater's hilarious Free Agent story but we need to move on to the Usos vs American Alpha story.

And Styles wins because he is Phenomenal. Seriously I was so worried how WWE would treat him but damn it they gave him the fucking ball and he ran  
No but seriously Cena cant win the belt yet, they could use the chasing 16 story for some time. Maybe he eventually gets it at a big event like Mania.
Ambrose... yeah I dont know, I didnt like his face work with the belt last time. He wasnt New Day bad (WHAT FACE RETAINS VIA DQ FFS) but he was pretty meh. Styles on the other hand has been fire and its too soon for him to drop the belt.

I respect his game. Miz kinda reminds me of old school style like Ric Flair. Of course Flairs heel style was way different, but Miz isn't bad. Its kinda funny because his style is old school but there are guys a foot taller than him doing moves like they are luchadores.

AJ taps out right... the bell rings, then afterwards AJ pins cena to win after the chair shot, but the ref never made any motion to ring the bell to restart or continue the match... what the fuck am I watching?

OK so I'm 30 mins behind because internet issues but what happens was the ref never asked for the bell to be rung, the match didn't end. Because 2 guys had him in a hold tapping out did nothing. So the match continues like normal and AJ wins.

Now if somebody could tell me why this match started the show and why a promo played after they entered I have no clue -_-

It happened first because the presidental debate kicked off 1 hour into the Main Event, I guess they wanted to make sure people at least maybe watched that?

Still seems weird, firstly it means people may miss the main event now because let's be real Miz v Ziggler is so much more important but also I want to know who paid to watch half a show... I mean aside from this idiot right here who skipped everything except these 2 matches because of internet issues

*cough cough*

Yes, I would guess a lot of people have it on the WWE network so it doesn't cost them extra to watch it later but still see the main event first.

Becky missing in action though, and wow at that victory, didn't expect that don't think many people did.