I let my cat fill out my bracket by roleplaying a certain NFL team and then calling my cat to see if he would approach (meaning a favourable outcome for said team) or not approach (meaning a losing outcome). For example, my Cowboys impersonation resulted in me lying on the ground holding my back. Since my cat showed indifference to my fake pain, I assumed the football gods felt the same about Romo and co. Then for the Patriots I deflated a football by shooting it multiple times a la Hernandez, which scared the cat off. For the Redskins I rubbed myself in trash, which attracted my kitty towards me - meaning they must win the division despite smelling terrible. Finally, for the Panthers I bribed my cat with treats because I want them to win it this year.
I'll see you in 5ish months to claim my prize.
Bracket Prediction
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#1 |
#2 |
#3 |
#4 |
AFC East |
Jets
|
Bills
|
Patriots |
Dolphins
|
AFC North |
Bengals
|
Steelers
|
Ravens |
Browns
|
AFC South |
Texans
|
Colts
|
Jaguars |
Titans
|
AFC West |
Chiefs
|
Broncos
|
Raiders
|
Chargers
|
NFC East |
Redskins
|
Giants
|
Eagles
|
COWBOYS
|
NFC North |
Vikings :o
|
Packers |
Lions |
Bears
|
NFC South |
Panthers
|
Falcons
|
Buccaneers
|
Saints
|
NFC West |
Cardinals |
Seahawks |
Rams
|
49ers
|
#1 Draft Pick |
Browns
|
- |
- |
- |
AFC Playoff Teams 1-4 |
Chiefs
|
Bengals
|
Jets |
Texans
|
AFC Playoff Teams 5-6 |
Bills |
Steelers
|
- |
- |
NFC Playoff Teams 1-4 |
Panthers
|
Cardinals |
Vikings
|
Redskins
|
NFC Playoff Teams 5-6 |
Seahawks
|
Falcons |
- |
- |
AFC Divisional Playoffs |
Chiefs
|
Bengals
|
Jets
|
Bills
|
NFC Divisional Playoffs |
Panthers
|
Cardinals
|
Falcons
|
Seahawks
|
AFC Championship Game |
Chiefs
|
Jets
|
- |
- |
NFC Championship Game |
Panthers |
Cardinals |
- |
- |
Super Bowl LI |
Panthers
|
Chiefs
|
- |
- |
Super Bowl Winner |
Panthers
|
- |
- |
- |