I let my cat fill out my bracket by roleplaying a certain NFL team and then calling my cat to see if he would approach (meaning a favourable outcome for said team) or not approach (meaning a losing outcome). For example, my Cowboys impersonation resulted in me lying on the ground holding my back. Since my cat showed indifference to my fake pain, I assumed the football gods felt the same about Romo and co. Then for the Patriots I deflated a football by shooting it multiple times a la Hernandez, which scared the cat off. For the Redskins I rubbed myself in trash, which attracted my kitty towards me - meaning they must win the division despite smelling terrible. Finally, for the Panthers I bribed my cat with treats because I want them to win it this year.
I'll see you in 5ish months to claim my prize.
Bracket Prediction
| #1 | #2 | #3 | #4 | |
| AFC East | Jets |
Bills |
Patriots | Dolphins |
| AFC North | Bengals |
Steelers |
Ravens | Browns |
| AFC South | Texans |
Colts |
Jaguars | Titans |
| AFC West | Chiefs |
Broncos |
Raiders |
Chargers |
| NFC East | Redskins |
Giants |
Eagles |
COWBOYS |
| NFC North | Vikings :o |
Packers | Lions | Bears |
| NFC South | Panthers |
Falcons |
Buccaneers |
Saints |
| NFC West | Cardinals | Seahawks | Rams |
49ers |
| #1 Draft Pick | Browns |
- | - | - |
| AFC Playoff Teams 1-4 | Chiefs |
Bengals |
Jets | Texans |
| AFC Playoff Teams 5-6 | Bills | Steelers |
- | - |
| NFC Playoff Teams 1-4 | Panthers |
Cardinals | Vikings |
Redskins |
| NFC Playoff Teams 5-6 | Seahawks |
Falcons | - | - |
| AFC Divisional Playoffs | Chiefs |
Bengals |
Jets |
Bills |
| NFC Divisional Playoffs | Panthers |
Cardinals |
Falcons |
Seahawks |
| AFC Championship Game | Chiefs |
Jets |
- | - |
| NFC Championship Game | Panthers | Cardinals | - | - |
| Super Bowl LI | Panthers |
Chiefs |
- | - |
| Super Bowl Winner | Panthers |
- | - | - |
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