| ReimTime said: I let my cat fill out my bracket by roleplaying a certain NFL team and then calling my cat to see if he would approach (meaning a favourable outcome for said team) or not approach (meaning a losing outcome). For example, my Cowboys impersonation resulted in me lying on the ground holding my back. Since my cat showed indifference to my fake pain, I assumed the football gods felt the same about Romo and co. Then for the Patriots I deflated a football by shooting it multiple times a la Hernandez, which scared the cat off. For the Redskins I rubbed myself in trash, which attracted my kitty towards me - meaning they must win the division despite smelling terrible. Finally, for the Panthers I bribed my cat with treats because I want them to win it this year. |
This is still way better than my system.
