Source: thisisn'tlegit.com
Rumors from a man named Fake N. Gay has revealed much about the NX.
1) 8k resolution, 120 FPS.
Yes, this is 100% legit! Even though 8k is basically nonexistent, the Nintendo NX will feature it, along with frames of 120 per second.
2) Controller is holographic
The controller isn't even real anymore! We've replaced it with a hologram. Instead of whining about the controller, you can build it exactly how you want it.
3) Fourth party support
Think third party support is needed? Hah! FOURTH PARTY SUPPORT will only be for the NX. It's an entirely new concept, where we force poor companies such as Sega to make games for us. If they don't, we get to take everything from them and ruin their lives. Sounds neat, doesn't it?
4) ACTUAL internet gameplay
Yes, it may have taken nintendo forever to understand how the internet works, but no fear! There'll be actual online servers(no crappy 16-pin friend codes)!
5) The NX is your new boyfriend/girlfriend as well!
While Nintendo claimed to have postponed the "Quality of Life" program, they were actually lying. The NX can transform into a hunky beast or gorgeous chick. We've added a touchscreen for "hands on" gameplay. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
6) Only 200 dollars
Forget logic, these rumors are -10000% legit! Even though the NX is as powerful as a supercomputer, it'll only cost as much as a garbage Android phone!
I know, I know, this list is extremely fake. Of course Nintendo will never make an actual online server.
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