Given the utterly disastrous E3 Direct, it's clear that Iwata's time is up. The shareholders aren't going to put up with him any longer. But now it's time to make the difficult decision of hiring a successor for this great man. Now I know what you're all thinking, why don't I take over for Iwata? Great question, I'm already next in line to replace Phil Spencer after he put Killer Instinct on PC. It'd be a conflict of interest.
Should it be Miyamoto? He's kind of old and irrelevant. May as well hire the guy who created MySpace.
How about Reggie? He has his own meme. I think he's qualified enough.
Should it be Muppet Iwata? I kind of like him better than the real Iwata.
Sigs are dumb. And so are you!