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iclim4 on 10 March 2008
Dallinor said:
Real men do it standing up.

And real men don't clean up afterwards if their aim wasn't true.


Ahaha awesome.

Me I have no problem with aiming since my penis reaches all  the way to the opening of the toilet =x
j/k

I usually stand, cept If I'm taking a dump at the same time.




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thekitchensink on 10 March 2008

Only if I'm taking a dump at the same time XD



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BenKenobi88 on 10 March 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-w89btn9BU

But I stand like a regular man. 



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Cheebee on 10 March 2008

Err, no. :p



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hunter_alien on 10 March 2008

Every time ... I hate the splashing noise my pee makes :P



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Parokki on 10 March 2008

Every single time, unless it's a really dirty public toilet. Sitting is both easier and more relaxing than standing up, not to mention you don't risk making a mess that you'd have to clean.



DragonLord on 10 March 2008

Hell no, not unless I'm taking a shit. Especially if I'm in public. I'd have a hard time sitting on a public toilet seat for $50 even.

(I do hate urinals though cuz you can feel the piss splashing back on you.)

 Lol, what would have been more entertaining, (but sorta rude) is:

ATTN: Gals, do you stand up to pee sometimes?  (I've got a gaming shack in my woods and when girls go out there they do all the time because there is no toilet.)



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The Ghost of RubangB on 10 March 2008

A stream of urine is not a lazer. No matter how true your aim is, you're getting a small amount of spray all over your bathroom. It's sterile, but smells bad and can start to get mold on the linoleum eventually. I sit every time. It's cleaner and lets me play DS.

But...

Real men piss in the sink. It saves time, it saves water, and it lets you actually clean your dick. You guys like having clean dicks, right? Shaking doesn't cut it. Paper doesn't cut it. Water and friction works.

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NightStalker on 10 March 2008

omg i'm not alone lol. my friends were making fun of me when I said I like to sit. it is comfortable to just sit and pee when u feel like. I don't it as often anymore tho. not sure why...



antfromtashkent on 10 March 2008
Riot Of The Blood said:
I do it when I'm taking a shit, of course.


 lol i do a hand stand when im taking a shit :P

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