I always sit because I like to read while I am there.

If I am in a rush, I will stand of course.

When taking a piss I stand up, when taking a crap I sit down.

Does anyone crap standing up?

Wow, I'm shocked. I really need one of those stickers for my bathroom telling people to fucking sit down.

We have a picture of Patrick Stewart on the wall opposite the toilet. That way you can talk to Patrick Stewart when you are on the toilet. Helps alot when you've been horribly drunk the night before and decided that 3am kebab with garlic sauce and a curry cheesy chip was the greatest idea ever. Brace yourself and seek comfot from the teachings of Patrick Stewart.

Also when you are so very drunk you can't see/walk/think straight then yes, sitting down is the ultimate. 

Never, unless absolutely necessary. :P

And LOL @ Rubang B.

Only if I am very very sick... or taking crap :P

No. No, I don't sit down to pee.

You guys are freaks.

i stand when i pee lol.