when i am home i will sit 90% of the time on the throne. Allows me to text, read, not get piss on the seat, drink some water, etc. When ever i tell my friends i sit down when i piss they look at me in disbelief like i told them i jut chopped off my penis or something. Is it viewed as "unmasculine" to sit and piss?

Real men do it standing up.

And real men don't clean up afterwards if their aim wasn't true.

Yeah, when I'm really tired in the morning my accuracy isn't so good.

Yup, only when I'm tired though. It's very uncommon :D

Sometimes, especially when I'm playing my DS in bathroom.

man, i stand always...poor accuracy or not. unless, of coarse, my piss is accompanied by a dump

Sometimes but very rarely, if im feeling tierd and its gonna be a lond piss im defenatly sitting down.

Nope, I'd even consider having urinals installed at home to conserve water, that is after the stripper poll in the living room project.

Only whenever I wake up in the morning and haven't quite opened my eyes yet.

when i first wake up....i am still to groogy to get teh aim right