ATTN: Males, do you sit down to pee sometimes?

[DragonLord]

Hell no, not unless I'm taking a shit. Especially if I'm in public. I'd have a hard time sitting on a public toilet seat for $50 even.

(I do hate urinals though cuz you can feel the piss splashing back on you.)

 Lol, what would have been more entertaining, (but sorta rude) is:

ATTN: Gals, do you stand up to pee sometimes?  (I've got a gaming shack in my woods and when girls go out there they do all the time because there is no toilet.)