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Wait when did Ezio die? (aside from historical text)




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badgenome said:
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Well, then who the fuck extracted semen from Ezio's lukewarm dead body and put it in her vagina

It is taking every ounce of willpower in me not to say, "Your mom."

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vivster said:
I'm pretty sure Ezio's genes were distributed quite extensively throughout Italy.

Yes, but before his death of course... How did his kids have the genetic memory of his death if they got his genes when he was young?



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platformmaster918 said:

Wait when did Ezio die? (aside from historical text)

End of Revelations. (I'm assuming we don't care about spoilers at this point).



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Troll_Whisperer said:
platformmaster918 said:

Wait when did Ezio die? (aside from historical text)

End of Revelations. (I'm assuming we don't care about spoilers at this point).

Are you sure about that? Because I'm not.

Did some research and he seem to have died after the events of Revelations and after he quit being an assassin in the CGI video AC: Embers.



Troll_Whisperer said:
platformmaster918 said:

Wait when did Ezio die? (aside from historical text)

End of Revelations. (I'm assuming we don't care about spoilers at this point).


He died long after the end of Revelations and he died on a bench when he was old peacefully. He had kids with the red headed love interest from revelations.



Ok, I think I mixed Ezio and Altair. We see Altair's death, but that's through the Apple of Eden or some artefact right? So I guess it makes sense after all. Ezio could've had kids after the events of Revelations, even though he was kinda old.



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Ka-pi96 said:
Who's to say he never had kids before the game took place though?

But he passed his genes at the procreation of the child, if the genes contain the memories, then no memories after that should be available.



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