Can I have a french Mario with a beret and a baguette?

Eh, close enough.

People feel so entitled nowadays.

Play as a Black Mii dammit.

5 bucks says he will have the same complaint in his smash bros 4 review

Yup. You heard it here first folks. Those motherfuckers at Nintendo, those Japanese bastards....are pro-white racists. In a game where half the roster is non-human.

Smash is even more diverse, it actually has a black character in its roster...

I hope future games serve all needs. I want them to implement for transgender, gay, black, red, yellow people, to dumb, disabled, deaf, blind and mute people and to every person out there who thinks or feels discriminated.

You have turtles racing with mushrooms. Gorillas playing tennis with plumber twins from fantasy land in this game.

Seriously, I remember when they were calling Ocarina of Time racist because of the Gerudo women being thieves. I'm surprised they didn't call it sexist too. Or maybe they did. But yeah, this is definitely them trying to create controversy for page hits.

Seriously?
are you fucking serious?

Is this what game journalism is coming to now?
First the same sex marriage thing with tomodachi life, and now this.

THEY ARE GAMES!