Since we've all decided to start venting today, I felt I should make this thread.

I primarily just play video games, so what's happening in shows or movies really shouldn't concern me. Especially with regard to kungfu movies which get virtually no support outside of Chinese studios, and therefore have no influence on my life or gaming habits. Regardless, Chuck Norris still bothers me. Like, a lot. I believe I am alone in this because everyone else is in love with him. You know, you all have this drive to post something awesome about Chuck, even though he has no relevance to any discussion, and really has no bearing especially to gamers and his existence doesn't affect anyone in any way when you think about it. Whether I like it or not, that drive has lead to the culmination of this thread. 

Chuck Norris may have been a big name once upon a time, but nowadays he's pretty much irrelevant. I firmly believe that he got lucky with Way of the Dragon. I am happy to see that his strategy of garbage acting and camera tricks didn't pay off again with the Expendables. It also warms my heart that people finally got sick of the constant Walker Texas Ranger clips on Conan and I can't wait for Expendables 2 to come out and fail just like all the unimaginative stuff that he's appeared in. Action flick fans are partly to blame with such low expectations, and that they are more than happy buying whatever shitty slap-fest starring lots of old men past their prime.

The worst is that you actually believe those jokes. You know, the ones, like 'Chuck counted to the end of infinity, twice', or, 'behind chuck norris' beard is another fist'. I fucking understood it when I was 6 years old. Chuck is literally the worst action star in history...the jokes are fucking sarcasm.

I'm debating if i should hate oxygen

You are a machine, Prof. A thread making machine.

He's just so overrated.

 * insert unnecessary Chuck Norris joke here just to piss off OP*

No, you're not alone. I hate that motherfucker. He has been copying Playstation for 30 years now, and I'm sick of it.

Take up smoking, that's what I did. The native americans were right all along.

The reason why all of those amazing sounding Chuck Norris facts were funny is because he's pretty much the lamest action star of all time.

If you said that stuff about Schwarzenegger, it would lose its comedic value. For that kind of amazing facts joke, its pretty much between Steven Segal, Chuck Norris, and carrot top. Chuck Norris, with his goofy hat, is easily more lame than the other two.

Cmon man. You can't dislike Chuck Norris. It's like if you play WoW, and you don't understand High Overlord Saurfang. Maybe you just don't understand it.

How can you hate someone who was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands? :P