The reason why all of those amazing sounding Chuck Norris facts were funny is because he's pretty much the lamest action star of all time.
If you said that stuff about Schwarzenegger, it would lose its comedic value. For that kind of amazing facts joke, its pretty much between Steven Segal, Chuck Norris, and carrot top. Chuck Norris, with his goofy hat, is easily more lame than the other two.
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