This one:

1-Q: Do you know know the joke of "No, neither do I"?

2-A: No

1- Neither do I.


The problem is that I can tell only once. =P
All my cousins got pissed after that joke.
I got pissed too when my uncle said "Neither do I" by the time I was just 5 or 6 years old.
There are still more 2 little cousins I need to tell that joke. Lol


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But there is also this one:

Women are like a good wine: The time passes and some get sour and some get sweeter. The ones who got sour was because the lack of a "stopper". ;)

well, looks like I'll have to step. As an Australian I've heard many Aboriginal (native australians) jokes. heres some 'relatively tame ones.

what do aboriginals and sperm have in common?
there are thousands of them, but only one works.

why do aboriginals stink?
so blind people can hate them too.

what do you do when you see an aboriginal with half a face running at you?
stop laughing and reload.

whats the difference between an aboriginal and a park bench?
the park bench can support a family.

All just jokes, and I am NOT a racist.

LOL Okey.

An Aboriginal walks into a bar with only one thong on;

The Barkeeper asks the Aboriginal; "Did ya loose a thong mate?"

The Aboriginal replies; "Nah I found one"

OK.

A russian man, a cuban man, a polish man and an english man are all sitting in the carriage of a train, having a conversation.

The russian takes out a bottles of finest vodka, takes one swig and throws it out the train. The other three look impressed. The russian says "where I come from vodka is of such little value and nobody wants it, so we just want to throw it away"

The cuban sees this and wants to go one better. He takes out the finest cuban cigar, takes one drag and throws it out the window. He says "in cuba, cigars are of such little value and nobody wants them so we just throw them away."

The Englishman sees this and wants to beat both of them. He picks up the polishman and throws him out the window. He says "they are of such little value, so many of them and nobody wants them that we just throw them out of the windows of trains"




You will get that joke if you are british and are not easily offended

How do you wear 2 thongs?

why can't chinese people have a caucasian baby?
because two Wong's don't make a white.

lame jokes FTW!

Aussies where thongs on our feet.

I know I used the wrong 'wear'

What are ya gonna do about it?

What the hell is a thong in AU? In America girls wear thongs like panties.